Keeper

Keeper? More like sleeper, ha ha ha, am I right guys?

Eerie movie with some loud jump scares. I didn’t dislike it but it was strange. Osgood Perkins has been disappointing recently and I need to lower my expectations for his films. 6.0/10

Better than dookie ass Beau is afraid and The Monkey at least

i think it could’ve stood to be a little less abstract but overall i didn’t mind it
i appreciated the themes of giving up parts of yourself in a relationship
i do wish that some things were foreshadowed a bit more but the imagery was pretty freaky so i enjoyed myself

A really good horror film. The acting is great, the atmosphere is really uncomfortable, and it’s a gorgeously shot film. 7.5/10

She done got kept.

It would have been better if they had left the lady paranoid with the suspicion that the chocolate cake was feces, it would have been much more interesting. Yes, in this film there are more of 5 minutes of her claiming it's a literal shit cake! That’s all you need to know!