V/H/S Reviews

It wasn’t an awful movie, I just didn’t enjoy it too much. I enjoy a movie with a good story and likable characters, but with this movie I hated ever single set of characters.
Tw intense gore, nudity, SA scenes, slurs

I’m still trying to figure out what I watched. I liked the different stories I just think it started slow. And I wanted to see the resolution to a couple of those stories lol. But it was entertaining and spooky enough.

Close meh but some of the acting is really good & I appreciate the cgi esp for the time. Also ti west is one of the directors so okay we have an icon in the room with us…. Lotta boobs, lotta screaming, & incoherent gibberish… I like the concept but kinda boring at times… however

10/10
this is a classic!
not gonna lie this is a good movie franchise!!

You should feel ashamed if you are a man that loves this. You are choosing to overlook the unnecessary objectification of women and aggressive misogyny. We can’t just shrug off behavior like this..

Rated: 6.1/10

I wanted to revisit the gritty 2012 anthology that launched the indie franchise. I like this; the grimy aesthetic gives it a cursed vibe, even if the shorts are a mixed bag.

The Director's Eye (What Worked):
• The lo-fi tracking glitches make it feel like a forbidden tape.
• “Amateur Night” and “10/31/98” drop you straight into panicked chaos.
• The wraparound story with the static TVs sets a dreadful tone.

The Friction (What Didn't Click for Me):
• Every character is a toxic jerk, making it tough to care when they get picked off.
• The middle segments, especially the Skype call, drag the pacing.

The Verdict:
I like it. Watch for chaotic found-footage. Skip if shaky cameras make you dizzy.

Some of the stories were good, but overall this film was filled with cliches like constant glitch cuts, stupid decisions, and tripping at the worst time. None of the characters are likable and the found footage just makes for confusing distorted action sequences.

5

This is the one. If you don't enjoy this one I doubt you will like the rest of them.

Possibly the worst movie I’ve ever seen.

just ew. you can tell that this was made exclusively by men. by far the least creative concepts of the series + almost every segment has some degree of misogyny

Too long, unnecessary T&A and mediocre stories 🤷🏽‍♀️

Got bored so I switched it off. 0/10

funny

Why are there so many tits in this movie??

Starting out with the unnecessary objectification of a woman is so fucking insane and so gross I turned it off immediately I have zero tolerance for this and I’m sick of people normalizing it

I enjoyed this, all different stories, quick and honestly simple. It felt like something else i’ve seen but I’m not remembering right now, but I enjoyed the camera work and special effects probably a solid 7.8/10

6/10
Always love a good found footage film, and I think this one delivers enough. The anthology angle definitely works, but some stories were weaker than others. I throughly enjoyed the last story and I didn’t like the second or third story. The interlude parts were whatever.

2/5

This was crazy, I wish the clip with the vampire lady was longer. Did not expect them to take off into the sky lmao😭 loved this tho

8/10