V/H/S

It wasn’t an awful movie, I just didn’t enjoy it too much. I enjoy a movie with a good story and likable characters, but with this movie I hated ever single set of characters.
Tw intense gore, nudity, SA scenes, slurs

I’m still trying to figure out what I watched. I liked the different stories I just think it started slow. And I wanted to see the resolution to a couple of those stories lol. But it was entertaining and spooky enough.

Close meh but some of the acting is really good & I appreciate the cgi esp for the time. Also ti west is one of the directors so okay we have an icon in the room with us…. Lotta boobs, lotta screaming, & incoherent gibberish… I like the concept but kinda boring at times… however

i’m glad the vhs series steered away from the sexual violence in the more recent installments because wow…
this was decently interesting, the segments were watchable and all had some kinda twist to keep you invested
least favorite was "the sick thing that happened to emily"

I liked two of the shorts. The rest seemed either corny or underdeveloped. There was also an unnecessary amount of tits. The main story to me was also unsatisfying. There was a lot of build up but very little payoff.

take notes, poughkeepsie tapes, this is what vhs distortion is SUPPOSED to look like