The VelociPastor

This movie changed my life. I’ve seen it three times. I was asleep for two of those times but the third time, just wow. Visual effects blew me away, I was convinced he was a real pastor. Not to mention all the exotic filming locations. Watch this movie.

cinematic masterpiece!!
the production quality, acting, CGI, and plot was AMAZING i could not believe that it was fake!

i really thought that i was watching something based on a true story!

BEST movie i have ever seen in my entire life 10/10

*this review is entirely satire

Truly an masterpiece of a film. From the stunning special effects to the inspirational action this really is suck a moving piece of media.

greatest movie of the century

So stupid and bad and rad

the perfect in everyway. a 10/10 must watch.