In the Lost Lands

Paul Anderson? Milla Jovovich? George R.R. Martin? All great yet disappointing personalities, like the movie itself. I love fantasy, but I don't know if that's what I can call this completely manufactured nonsense. It started better than expected and then nosedived off the rails harder than the train in the trailer clip. Some aspects were cool. Dave was cool, kind of. The rest, which is the majority, I don't know how to explain. At least it lives up to its title, 'In the Lost Lands.'

Temu Mad Max

An incomprehensible eyesore that tries to resemble Mad Max world building but completely misses the mark. It collapses under dull storytelling and a convoluted plot. The entire endeavor looks like it was made by AI, from the bland dialogue to ugly wasteland environment.

1.5

Excelente

Absolutely gorgeous cinematography!! And I’m a huge George R. R. Martin fan! But the writing on this one seemed basic. Felt like I was watching an old D&D movie vs a piece of art (did I mention how great the cinematography was?)

Given the cast and the director, this should have been better.