If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
2025
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113 min
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Drama
73%
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briana melton liked
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
holy fucking shit what an overstimulating movie, i wanna punch her therapist, her husband(?) even her daughter MY GOD. my day to day is already overstimulating so watching this is like nightmare fuel😭 - see the rest on letterboxd lol im ab to hit the character limit on here
145d
Clay Werner loved
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
8.8 - Another movie that has burrowed in my brain & won’t let go. I know these types of stories aren’t usually crowd pleasers but something about a moving & well written “we’re all just trying our best” story gets me.
It’s not necessarily complex or particularly deep but I can’t quit thinking about it. It’s a two hour panic attack led by Rose Byrne’s absolutely Oscar nomination worthy performance. The humanity & empathy pulled from her performance amongst one of the most elaborate, teeth grinding, fist clenching, (dark) comedy of errors stories in the last few years is immaculate.
Not sure how it connects with non-parents vs parents, & not sure it’s one I can genuinely recommend to any but a select few who I know don’t mind sitting in the discomfort, but I loved every heartbreaking moment.
164d
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john day disliked
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
no real beginning no real end. if you are a fan of pointless art films that are unrealistic this is for you
3d
Jonathan Arroyo liked
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
It was a solid story. Conan was super solid. She was incredibly solid. I just didn’t care too much for the style of camerawork. I can appreciate the emphasis on close up emotion but was hard to follow. 8/10
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keira liked
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
had to rewatch half of it again to remember, but otherwise a good watch: whether in the cinema or at home
10d