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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

2025

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Movie

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113 min

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Drama

Queue Score

70%

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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4,524

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12%

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LIKE

57%

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MEH

22%

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DISLIKE

9%

70%

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Top Reviews

briana melton

briana melton liked

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

holy fucking shit what an overstimulating movie, i wanna punch her therapist, her husband(?) even her daughter MY GOD. my day to day is already overstimulating so watching this is like nightmare fuel😭 - see the rest on letterboxd lol im ab to hit the character limit on here

322d

Fox

Fox liked

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

eraserhead but for chicks

363d

zxki

zxki liked

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Holes, holes, and more holes. I can't recall the last time a film made me purposefully feel so much nauseating frustration. The camera work, sound work, dialogue, and acting all intertwine so well in achieving exactly how motherhood can feel, and I feel most people, men specifically, will still struggle to grasp an understanding of why. More so with the film's sharp symbolism, satire, and surrealism. Being able to recognise and relate, regardless of the experience required, shows the exceptionality within the writing and directing enough. I wish I had someone to talk to about this. Honestly, I might bump up the rating on a rewatch.

218d

Recent Reviews

TJ

TJ liked

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

What a nightmare situation.

2d

Griffin McClary

Griffin McClary liked

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Very stressful, had to remember to unclench

5d

Mikey Greer

Mikey Greer liked

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

gave me a panic attack on an airplane but was otherwise super interesting

9d

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