Hatchet Reviews

This falls under the so bad it’s good type. And man it’s bad. Lol. Some really funny dialogue. Loved the girls bantering. Marcus was over the top which worked. So was the tour guide. Wet bloody but cheesy bloody. It’s laughable but fun If you’re in that mood. No Oscars here.

The acting was horrible. Its like a low budget film. Almost like they got the actors of the street. It was unbearable to watch.

Its bad but i also enjoyed i think it was the gore that i enjoyed but not the movie itself so much.

3/5

meh. sountrack and the fialogue are cheesey AF but has some half decent kills. Typical 00s hicksploitation horror. Mutants, boobs, gore, and no new ideas.

I can now say I’m a true Victor Crowley fan. Absolutely loved this movie. What a gore fest!

truly unwatchable slop. i’ve seen kindergarten Christmas pageants with better production value. 1/10

No

Some of the jump scares actually scared me 😭

Quite possibly the worst slasher movie of all time. But one of the best to make fun of during watching

Lol cheesy as hell. Couldn’t finish it.

So, gorey enough. I think it was a bit long winded. Besides that it's worth a watch. Decent for a hack and slash.

Even by campy 2000's slasher standards it is pretty bad. The dialogue in particular is awful.

It gets a little better once the chopping and ripping starts, but even then it's not hard to find movies where it was done better during this time period.

You know it’s going to be good when robert englund isn’t even the main villain

Super fun cast, they knew what they were making and still went for it.

So so so so so so fucking good

One of the best B horror films out there. Victor Cawley is peak Kane Hodder in the most brutal way. This story is better than it should be and it gives every B horror movie lover everything and more

Cheesy flick with unnecessary boobs

Get the boys and some brews together 😎

DNF. The acting of the main dude was awful, the amount of boobage they crammed into half hour to try and keep people watching was astounding. Real bad. Wouldn’t reccomend

4/10 but 🤌🏼🤌🏼