Friday the 13th Part III

that last girl survivor kept pissing me off when she kept hiding in places within the camp instead of j sprinting til she saw a street

"Chris? I don't mean to be picky or anything, but where's the bed?".

—3D VERSION—

A movie I was very happy to revisit, has left me disappointed and frustrated. Part of that is Friday The 13th Part VI’s Fault. (Btw it’s so much funnier without the 3d glasses.)

1st Act 8.5/10 (Starts off really well, then about 35 minutes in after the biker scene it drops off entirely.)

2nd Act 7.5/10 (Mediorce hiding behind an epic Jason design.)

3rd Act 6.5/10 (Perfect to fuck to, cause it’s so boring it’s either that or sleep.)

Plot 6/10 (Have a guess of what the plot is without looking, you will be dead on.)

Soundtrack/Score 5.8/10 (Good music? WHAT GOOD MUSIC?)

Acting 8.1/10 (Shelley and Jason rock the fuckin movie.)

Pacing 4.9/10 (Was fighting sleep like it was prime Mike Tyson, (I wasn’t.)

Cinematography 6.9/10 (Mid as fuck, but in the better side of mid.)

Character Development 8.1/10 (NOOOO SHELLEYYYY.)

Writing 8.4/10 (The dialogue is actually pretty funny… for 25 minutes.)

Ending 8.3/10 (Bog standard Friday ending.)

Direction 7.2/10 (I actually believe I could have done a better job.)

Overall
86.2/120
6.6/10

Big mean group of colored’s pointlessly bully and harass innocent group of white teens, until karma comes to get them😈😈😈 jokes aside, I do want more and better for my people. Besides that, this was aight lol. I liked the setting, but the characters were lackluster & story was eh.

Pretty even with the first two. Has its strengths but also still is very “samey”. Has some good rewatchability though.

Even in 2D this was great, so I can only imagine how good this is in 3D.

Would have been higher if no 3D affects. The kills were the best in my opinion. The same damn ending every damn time. At least, we get the iconic hockey mask. Jason’s name ain’t even brought up once. But bro is put down in the barn. Or is he…. 6.5/10.