The End of Oak Street

Holy Sh*t they're doin' it

Truly by all accounts an absolutely abhorrent attempt at a blockbuster that I’ve seen for a long, long time.

Even from the opening moments it was clear this was going to be a rocky ride, but I wasn’t expecting it to get WORSE once the dinosaurs turned up. A dreadful script with some of the most inconsistent, exposition-heavy, toe-curlingly cringe pieces of dialogue my ears have been disgraced with. Visually all over the place, at one point trying to be quirky and creative with the next janky cut being the most dull framing you’ve seen. I cannot give an example of a good creative element in this film, other than Michael Giacchino’s score - which even then isn’t fantastic.

I can’t believe the star power of Anne Hathaway and Ewan McGregor read this script and were like “yeah, that sounds fucking good, sign me up!” - I won’t have it. Even that, McGregor is actually terrible here, the worst I’ve seen him - a simply bad accent, and just all around terrible line deliveries. Hathaway is better, but not by much, and still wildly inconsistent in her portrayal of the character - maybe down to extensive reshoots??

I can’t believe that; A.) this was green-lit, and B.) Warner Bros didn’t decide to do a Batgirl and claim this on insurance. David Robert Mitchell can go straight to director jail, what a talentless idiot…

I don’t 100% see why it’s getting mixed reviews. This is a good thrilling movie.
It was basically one big Twilight Zone Movie.
Loved the early 80’s esthetic and wonder of films from that time period(just with modern special and visual effects).

6/10 it wasn’t bad, but I did want more horror from it. Some of the moments were a bit goofy and didn’t make any sense.

Didn’t really enjoy it that much but didn’t dislike it. 6/10

eh, okay