The Bondsman

Not even Bacon could make me like this. I don't know if Blumhouse has done other shows, but they should stop if this is the template. It's cheap, stupid, silly, and not even in a fun way. There's horror, and then there's this. In other words, it's far from what it's trying to be. How did this even get put into production? I'm guessing they spun off whatever worked in the short run because nothing makes sense. I don't like the music, and the characters are so annoyingly predictable that it makes me feel like a test subject. When I wasn't cringing, I was crying. Blumhouse... please.

6/10

Fab

6/10

Fab

Bloody ace