The Bondsman

Not even Bacon could make me like this. I don't know if Blumhouse has done other shows, but they should stop if this is the template. It's cheap, stupid, silly, and not even in a fun way. There's horror, and then there's this. In other words, it's far from what it's trying to be. How did this even get put into production? I'm guessing they spun off whatever worked in the short run because nothing makes sense. I don't like the music, and the characters are so annoyingly predictable that it makes me feel like a test subject. When I wasn't cringing, I was crying. Blumhouse... please.

It’s okay. Story is kinda lackluster. The events of each episode feel kind of thrown together. The acting is fine. Got kinda bored halfway thru but the episodes are only 30 min and it’s a short season so I decided to see it thru.

Like the goryness

It’s okay. Story is kinda lackluster. The events of each episode feel kind of thrown together. The acting is fine. Got kinda bored halfway thru but the episodes are only 30 min and it’s a short season so I decided to see it thru.

Like the goryness

Decent campy show. The premise carries it through but everything else is just okay to bad.