They Will Kill You Reviews

Not a great start when I found myself rolling my eyes at the very first dialogue exchange - no substance, just pure shit exposition. In fact the whole prologue was shit, better yet, the whole film was shit.

I’m tempted to give this half a star, I’m going to sleep on it and decide if there actually is a single redeeming quality about it. This director must really love Tarantino, he mimics Kill Bill, but not like a homage, just a pure copy - in the way you might see AI attempt to replicate. Script is genuinely poor, I can’t believe someone signed off on it, it looks dull, it sounds dull, the music choices - guess what… were dull!

Tom Felton has been a twat his whole adult life and still is here. Unbearably disappointed with Zazie Beets and Patricia Arquette - surely things can’t be THIS bad for them, Arquette is literally coming off of Severance S2….

I’m sure there has to be an audience for this, I just can’t for the life of me think who that is. I had a genuinely miserable time with this and I can’t recommend anyone watch it.

Hollywood is aparently in its teenage years, they make it a point not to take anything they make seriously, but they go so over the top that they’re not criticized

Abysmal acting, beatsaber music, embarrassingly sassy dialogue, serious un-matching themes, bad CGI, dumb plot.

such a fun movie

Most of the reviews I've read have said 'Ready or Not' x 'Kill Bill', and I couldn't agree more. However, compared to either film, this one ranks at mediocrity. It's a shame, as you'd expect it to be amazing based on the comparisons alone. Zazie Beetz nails her role, full stop. Her performance carried the entire runtime, alongside some of the stunt work. Otherwise, it's a clichéd story with nonexistent elements of horror and predictable character work. The constant inconsistencies stick more than the 'pig's head on a stick'.

i absolutely ADORED this movie. it’s so camp. the practical effects were amazing. the story rounded out perfectly. it was fun and action packed. very much kill bill and boy kills world esque. if you didn’t like this movie go watch titanic??? idk u debbie downers lol

Enjoyable this is basically if John wick and evil dead 2 had a child great fight scenes with over the top gore it’s fun a bit stupid and doesn’t drag out the runtime 8.8/10 a fun flick

A female strong lead film that highly trained with a blade really had me believed that its Kill Bill inspired, but the feet scene to me really solidified that idea. IFYKY. (TARANTINO) 

Other than that, this film had very entertaining with its over the top fight scenes and camera work, you can just tell it’s Kill Bill essence. The story was alright and it was a bit funny at times.

Oh hell yeah! This is such an awesome and epic movie. Has a really well done story that slowly reveals more, with humorous characters. It’s a weird and unique concept of a movie but it’s so good. The camera work is really good, some really cool…

The story is a little messy, but the action, gore and dark humor make it a fun watch.🙌🏽

Not perfect, but definitely entertaining.

7.5/10👍🏽

I actually can’t believe how similar this was to Ready or Not 2 except for this was way more camp. And you know, I think I liked it more because of that.

5.5

I’m indifferent lol I watched this high and was confused a lot of the times on if I was watching a movie or dreaming

What on earth do you mean this isn’t apart of the ‘ready or not’ universe? This is literally Ready or Not, just on a bit more coke… or meth… idk but it was absolutely nuts, insane action, the quirkiest editing/directing/acting, felt like a video game, and I absolutely loved it.

6/10

They Will Kill You is a wild mix of horror, action, and dark comedy that throws you straight into a bloody nightmare inside a creepy New York high-rise run by a satanic cult.Zazie Beetz carries the movie with a strong performance, while the nonstop violence and crazy fights

This was a thrilling watch - I liked the Tarantino-style scenes and it gave bizarre visuals along the way. The story was okay and I did find some exchanges to be hilarious.

Lots of over the top action and splatter. Agree with anyone who calls it Raimi’s Kill Bill. Cool title reveal

absurd is the word that comes to mind lol 😭

the action scenes were pretty good but other than that no. lost me at the feet scene if ykyk

ready or not & kill bill vibes

A killer Action Horror Comedy that fights like Hell to slay through a maze of bloody surprises.

if og sam raimi and tarantino directed a terribly written movie together. it’s overall pretty bad but there is some surprisingly nice cinematography and stylish fight scenes. near the end I was just tired of this movie and I predicted the ending which was pretty bad imo

This film had no idea what it wanted to be. The script is so bad at times, it seemed like a big budget tubi original. Really disappointed, because the trailers made this film look so sick.