They Will Kill You

Not a great start when I found myself rolling my eyes at the very first dialogue exchange - no substance, just pure shit exposition. In fact the whole prologue was shit, better yet, the whole film was shit.

I’m tempted to give this half a star, I’m going to sleep on it and decide if there actually is a single redeeming quality about it. This director must really love Tarantino, he mimics Kill Bill, but not like a homage, just a pure copy - in the way you might see AI attempt to replicate. Script is genuinely poor, I can’t believe someone signed off on it, it looks dull, it sounds dull, the music choices - guess what… were dull!

Tom Felton has been a twat his whole adult life and still is here. Unbearably disappointed with Zazie Beets and Patricia Arquette - surely things can’t be THIS bad for them, Arquette is literally coming off of Severance S2….

I’m sure there has to be an audience for this, I just can’t for the life of me think who that is. I had a genuinely miserable time with this and I can’t recommend anyone watch it.

Hollywood is aparently in its teenage years, they make it a point not to take anything they make seriously, but they go so over the top that they’re not criticized

Abysmal acting, beatsaber music, embarrassingly sassy dialogue, serious un-matching themes, bad CGI, dumb plot.

such a fun movie

This was such a fun film. Zazie Beetz killed it in this role. The writing is overall fine with some fun camp thrown into the mix but what carried this movie was the over the top fight scenes and gore. Very much inspired by Kill Bill there’s a ton of versatility to each fight scene that makes the next one better than the last and again Zazie absolutely nailed it. High shot out to the choreography team on this. Patricia Arquette was great as always. I loved the rolling eye as well.

it just feels derivative of Tarantino. there is even a foot licking scene. eurgh.

this was good!!! the action scenes omg!! I was not expecting this but it was good!! definitely a familiar concept but executed great! I can see this becoming a cult classic in years to come people didn’t appreciate it enough for me