They Will Kill You

Not a great start when I found myself rolling my eyes at the very first dialogue exchange - no substance, just pure shit exposition. In fact the whole prologue was shit, better yet, the whole film was shit.

I’m tempted to give this half a star, I’m going to sleep on it and decide if there actually is a single redeeming quality about it. This director must really love Tarantino, he mimics Kill Bill, but not like a homage, just a pure copy - in the way you might see AI attempt to replicate. Script is genuinely poor, I can’t believe someone signed off on it, it looks dull, it sounds dull, the music choices - guess what… were dull!

Tom Felton has been a twat his whole adult life and still is here. Unbearably disappointed with Zazie Beets and Patricia Arquette - surely things can’t be THIS bad for them, Arquette is literally coming off of Severance S2….

I’m sure there has to be an audience for this, I just can’t for the life of me think who that is. I had a genuinely miserable time with this and I can’t recommend anyone watch it.

i absolutely ADORED this movie. it’s so camp. the practical effects were amazing. the story rounded out perfectly. it was fun and action packed. very much kill bill and boy kills world esque. if you didn’t like this movie go watch titanic??? idk u debbie downers lol

Enjoyable this is basically if John wick and evil dead 2 had a child great fight scenes with over the top gore it’s fun a bit stupid and doesn’t drag out the runtime 8.8/10 a fun flick

i’m obsessed with this

Sonion

Very bloody and disgusting 3/10