They Will Kill You

Not a great start when I found myself rolling my eyes at the very first dialogue exchange - no substance, just pure shit exposition. In fact the whole prologue was shit, better yet, the whole film was shit.

I’m tempted to give this half a star, I’m going to sleep on it and decide if there actually is a single redeeming quality about it. This director must really love Tarantino, he mimics Kill Bill, but not like a homage, just a pure copy - in the way you might see AI attempt to replicate. Script is genuinely poor, I can’t believe someone signed off on it, it looks dull, it sounds dull, the music choices - guess what… were dull!

Tom Felton has been a twat his whole adult life and still is here. Unbearably disappointed with Zazie Beets and Patricia Arquette - surely things can’t be THIS bad for them, Arquette is literally coming off of Severance S2….

I’m sure there has to be an audience for this, I just can’t for the life of me think who that is. I had a genuinely miserable time with this and I can’t recommend anyone watch it.

Hollywood is aparently in its teenage years, they make it a point not to take anything they make seriously, but they go so over the top that they’re not criticized

Abysmal acting, beatsaber music, embarrassingly sassy dialogue, serious un-matching themes, bad CGI, dumb plot.

such a fun movie

7/10

Such a great watch! Bummed I missed it in theaters 💔