The VelociPastor Reviews

This movie changed my life. I’ve seen it three times. I was asleep for two of those times but the third time, just wow. Visual effects blew me away, I was convinced he was a real pastor. Not to mention all the exotic filming locations. Watch this movie.

cinematic masterpiece!!
the production quality, acting, CGI, and plot was AMAZING i could not believe that it was fake!

i really thought that i was watching something based on a true story!

BEST movie i have ever seen in my entire life 10/10

*this review is entirely satire

Truly an masterpiece of a film. From the stunning special effects to the inspirational action this really is suck a moving piece of media.

The greatest tragedy about this movie is how many people write it off because they think it’s supposed to be serious. It really will make you laugh, and I love the “low budget” look of it. It’s like a 2008 YouTube video that just kept going.

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6.7/10 such a dumb movie but it made it good. some scenes are just so stupid that it’s so funny. just made no sense all around but was very entertaining to watch.

BEST MOVIE I HAVE EVER WATCHED, SFX WERE ESPECIALLY IMPRESSIVE AND THE PLOT HAD ME INVESTED FROM BEGINNING TO END!

The VelociPeaker

dont take it serious at all. this film maybe had a negative budget 🤣😭 but i personally loved it as a comedy. 10/10 would recommend

This movie is so bad it’s good. They have such a cheap budget and just pure comedy

somehow worse than it sounds

100/10

Showstopping. A masterpiece. Greatest movie of all time.

very shit, 5/5

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Wow, Carol really challenged my views on church, overall a great watch 👍🏻

A masterpiece

I know I have watched one of the best movie in my life. Nothing else will ever compare.
It's all downhill from here. I saw "car on fire" and fell in love. Don’t know what is better: acting, graphic or plot. This is a terrible movie. Watch it immediately

best worst movie. loved it.

For what it is and what it’s trying to be, not bad, some of it’s a slog, some of it’s genuinely hilarious. Realistically I’d give this a dislike because I think it’s a 2/10, but I didn’t, I liked it, so for this one movie, I’m breaking my rating rule!

My score: 2/10