The Monster Squad Reviews

Dracula straight up calls a 5-year old girl a bitch, his hating game is strong

7.5

Super funny. Love the profanity. When I was a kid, I refused to watch this movie because I was terrified of it lol. Watching it now as an adult I wish I watched it sooner, sooooo good. Love a cheesy 80s movie.

Amazing. Perfect amount of laughs, corniness, and monsters!

Classic 80s shenanigans. Wouldn’t mind a modern remake of this gem, but maybe wouldn’t have the same feel.

Nostalgia or not, never trust anyone who doesn't enjoy this.

7/10 🧛

Classic

What do you get when you use the perfect mixture of The Goonies profanity and comedy added with the horror elements of The Lost Boys? Just one of those fantastic gems from the 80s that you’re glad exists! What was great was all the practical effects!

Fun movie

Good classic 80’s feel

For a mid-80s movie, this did alright.

cheesy and corny but good for halloween, i enjoyed it

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loved this as a kid. brings back great memories. if you have kids that haven't outgrown cheesy scary movies grab some pop corn and put this on. it does have a few adult references, but not too gory.

Battle doesn’t start until third act. But it’s a lot of 80s fun with a group of pre-teens being the only thing standing in the way of evil.

6.5/10

One of the greatest movies of all time. I’m sure nostalgia is a big factor in that. But it’s an amazing watch if you’ve never seen it. Especially if you’re nerdy

Really enjoyable