The Lobster Reviews

no lobsters in this movie AT ALL

i would be a cat

I definitely watched a movie

I’m not artsy enough for this. I did not like it at all.

🫎🫎1/2

My favorite scene was the silent dancing. So fucking funny. Id be a bear

ppl say that if you find movies like this boring, then you just dont understand the message. i fully understand what the movie is saying about love and sorrow, but that doesnt mean it isnt boring. i wanted to turn the shit off it was just so deadpan that it wasnt enjoyable

Jeg er så forvirret.. men litt moro

very weird and sterile movie about finding your life partner. very very weird. I liked it

this movie feels 20 hours long, got some interesting elements and is pretty solid at keeping you guessing, but definitely not a romantic movie, would not recommend for a date - 5/10

i’m disturbed

really awful in a lot of ways. a lot of gruesome stuff happens. i honestly really liked david and the shortsighted woman together so the ending had me rethinking a lot. it was like a truly horrific emotional roller coaster. “hypnotically white” is also an applicable descriptor.

i was told it was gonna be a comedy 🤨

got halfway through and definitely not for me. the dog is where i drew the line

I didn’t find it boring at all, although it certainly felt its length.
The second half lost me a bit.
Was an incredibly weird and interesting premise, a great satire on the shallow nature of society.
Some funny moments, but don’t expect a comedy.
Narration was fun.
Ending bad

It was good but I was really hoping for better. It starts with so much promise but the second half really drags. I know this is a fictional world but I couldn’t get past many things that did not make sense. But I love Yorgos’ weird little mind and the acting is very good in this. Wish it committed in that one scene though. Overall it’s funny and shocking and I guess that’s worth something.

I feel like I talk like the people in this movie

Idk maybe I’m too stupid for that I mean yeah I got the message about love and etc but it was so boring.

esquisito, mas até q é bom

i would be a pomeranian