ThanksKilling Reviews

Star Rating: 🦃🦃🦃🦃
Fav Quote: “Your legs are harder to shut than the JonBenét Ramsey case..”
Fav Character: the turkey obviously
Brief Thoughts: Don’t watch this if you want some sort of cinematic masterpiece. Ridiculously fun though.

rating: 🦃🦃🦃

a lower brow velocipastor cousin. somehow. velocipastor is like a very talented filmmaker decided to make a shitty movie. this is like if a bunch of college kids on shrooms decided to make a bad movie. deeply insane dialogue, especially from the turkey. i had fun

I liked this movie doesnt deserve the hate

I love stupid movies so much and you know it’s good when someone gets butt fucked by a turkey

Funny kills. Watch while smoking and your set!!

Some of the one liners are good. Not a bad movie to watch while 🍃 smoking with friends. Other than that though wouldn’t recommend.
( some of the one liners get a little iffy)

so camp

Charmingly shit

It was..something 🤣 it’s only a like because I mean come on wtf it’s bad but good

One of my all time favorite bad slashers

for what it was trying to be, it was great

Best most horrible movie ever!

4/10 but still fun

Wint in blind & was not disappointed

love how badly it is. its definitely not supposed to be taken seriously but in a very good way

Absolutely fucking wild. I don’t even know what to say..

Best family thanksgiving movie ever

The low budget and bad writing make this movie a little charming but it’s overall a waste of time. If you’re a fan of Jack Frost (1997), this movie isn’t as good but it’s still up your alley.

I think this would have been funnier if I was drinking. I sometimes like bad acting or questionable dialogue but this was really stretching it.

“I WANT, A FU*KIN’, DIVORCE!” Probably my favorite holiday movie. So bad, it’s bad. Quippy one-liners and enough campy laughs to share with the family.