Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones Reviews

“Please female deprived teenager, guard this princess who is also the first woman to give you a boner, also dont bang x”

Much better than episode I

I don’t like sand

Count duku is a bitch

Nice set up C-3PO abuse aside

Probably gets the same rating as 'The Phantom Menace', because production-wise, it's pretty much the same. Although the editing and writing are noticeably worse. Nothing bugged me as much as Anakin ageing 20 years while everyone else acts the exact same. The whole trilogy lacks experience-enhancing detail, and you can feel it missing. I know most people don't enjoy certain casting choices, but I do. The entire cast match the writing quality perfectly, and the story has a sense of direction through the characterisations. Still doesn't make me question George Lucas's passion any less. At least the arena scene was cool.

lost me a few times but i finished it so. win? maybe

The acting is a little wooden, but the villains and special effects make up for it.👍🏻👍🏻

Yoda is cold

7/10
- that ending scene was cute :)
- yoda is a lot cooler than i had thought tbh
- that battle was pretty sick
- still having a hard time remembering everyone’s names LOL

obi wan kenobi

who the hell is Anakin

anakin is fucking hitting on padme sometimes a bit invasive idkk makes me a bit uncomfortable but i mean it's okayy
i love the chemistry between obi wan and anakin it makes me happy
and i love coruscant its pretty

I don’t like sand either

Clones are so cool

The last hour save the entire film, yoda i didn’t know ur game, like i was SCREAMING in the final scene. Also, beautiful story abt Padme & Anakin but it was kinda cringy for me sometimes. The wedding scene cute.

the storyline was clearer tho i still dont understand who is on what side, who created which clones nor who they serve. nevertheless they did well with hard hitting scenes and i like the slow digression of anakins character and how they show us the way in which it unfolds

Good

Best thing about this film was Padme 😍

Again this film was boring as shit, the second half was much better though.
Anakin is a little bitch I can’t lie, all his scene just piss me off

7/10 much better than the first one