Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

“Please female deprived teenager, guard this princess who is also the first woman to give you a boner, also dont bang x”

Much better than episode I

I don’t like sand

yes

anakin is fucking hitting on padme sometimes a bit invasive idkk makes me a bit uncomfortable but i mean it's okayy
i love the chemistry between obi wan and anakin it makes me happy
and i love coruscant its pretty

10 years later little race car kid is now tall with bad hair and is still obsessed with older queen senator.

Queen almost gets blown up so tall kid has to be her bodyguard which is not professional at all. They go to her home planet house and he stares at her creepily and says he hates sand and rolls around in grass and she falls for it somehow.

Meanwhile his old wizard teacher finds out someone ordered a million clones using dead wizard's name.

Tall kid has nightmare about his mom, goes to desert, his mom dies, he gets super mad and kills a whole village of sand people

Everyone goes to other desert planet to save old wizard teacher andthey start a big war because it’s clones vs robots. Lots of laser sword fighting.

Tall kid marries older queen senator because someone has to bring forth the twins later on.