Spa Weekend Reviews

A raunchy rom-com—definitely not winning an Oscar anytime soon, but hey, I had fun. 💀

I’ll admit, the plot was all over the place at times, and there were definitely a few things that either weren’t explained well or just…weren’t explained at all. 😭 But overall, I thought it was a fun watch. I got exactly what I expected going in: a funny, unserious, basic-premise, trope-filled mom comedy. Nothing groundbreaking, nothing I needed to analyze afterward, just something entertaining to watch.

And considering I’m 18, not a mom, not married, and definitely not divorced 💀, I was surprised by how much I still enjoyed it. You don’t exactly need to relate to the characters to have a good time with it.

BUT the real MVP of this movie was the old white man sitting beside us. 😭 This man was laughing SO fucking loud that he genuinely added like 10x more humor to the movie. Every funny moment had him cracking up, but when they hit the “why am I friends with white people” line, this man absolutely BUSTED OUT laughing like he had just heard the funniest joke of his entire life. 💀💀

A raucous Rom-Com getaway with 2 obnoxious friends, a tired workaholic, and a frumpy idiot.

Such a fun and easy watch.
I enjoyed the story, the atmosphere, and the overall vibe.
Definitely one I’d recommend if you’re looking for a good laughs😂

7/10👍🏽

A really bad knock off of couples retreat and bad moms. Awful script

Rating: ⭐️⭐️
Would I watch again?: No
Would I recommend to others?: No

When I watch a movie this stupid I expect ti laugh out loud at least once, and that did not happen. All the main characters pissed me off, the inly good part was the dreamy Australian yoga instructor

its funny

watched this in theatres today, wasn’t too bad!

A fun movie for the moms not exactly my taste but my mom liked it. Definitely a Bad Moms sort of vibe though not as funny imo. I did love Isla Fischers character though she really made the movie, without her it would have been a thumbs down

cheesy comedies are SO back🩷

Abysmal and lowkey offensive 😒

When faced with the option of The Dog Stars - the new film for Ridley fucking Scott orrrrr “Spa Weekend” - guess which one my parents chose…

Honestly terrible, I won’t spend too long writing about it. A straight-to-streaming movie that somehow managed to scrape through the cracks into theatres where it shall flop. Terrible writing, even worse acting from all, and just the most nonsense shit happening at the rate of a bullet train at full speed.

Leslie Mann is the best here, but you can tell she doesn’t give a fuck and wants her cheque. Man, that divorce hit Isla Fisher harddddd.

At the core there’s a message to live life and stop making excuses for doing the things you actually wanna do - which I fuck with, it’s just unfortunately shrouded in unfunny trash.

Me and my friends were dying laughing in the theater and sound track was fire

lowkey terrible acting

7.5/10
weak concept and story line but so funny ☺️

although this movie was a little too female gaze for me, I think it’s important to patronize comedies like this in theaters so it’s a thumbs up for me. Also I love Leslie Mann

Was I supposed to bring a Dildo?

i think i saw more feet than massages, coco was annoying.

if i had a penny for every time i’ve seen adam demos play an australian who falls in love with an american woman on holiday i’d have 3 pennies

Script was bad, anything that was funny was because of the performers. That being said, i like 100min comedies in theaters even if they’re mediocre

Happy ending