Sorority Row Reviews

first half hour was sickening and gripping, it falls off from there 3/10

This was one of my first slashers ever! This is among the movies of my childhood like ATM, Child’s Play 2, and Prom Night, where I watched them so often that they were sorta ingrained in my memory. Watching it again, it holds up SO well. Genuinely iconic asf with amazing kills.

I mean it’s what you expect for a slasher. Acting wasn’t half bad. Jessica played a B well. Fun deaths. Nothing ground breaking but enjoyable for some violence.

honestly don’t remember it but know i watched. need to rewatch lol

Premise was good but got sloppy quick.

Had decent kills but was too corny.

3/10 ⭐️

i knew it lol…. if you’ve watched any 2000s thriller movies you can guess who it is lol

It was a good movie, some things definitely could’ve been done better. Killer reveal was not surprising at all, quite obvious. All in all, a good watch.

Loved! Funniest line “ Well he has a fu$king tire iron through has head, so guessing he is not okay” 😅

7/10

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every boy in this looks exactly the same and i was so confused. but it was fun and well made. the kills were super cool but the actual killer was pretty lame. love the final girl

i love to see cunt bitches serve in a slasher

This was a fun film. Nothing too special, just a solid horror movie with some surprisingly good kills. Kinda fast paced but it doesn’t matter cause jessica carried the entire movie idc idc. Oh and cassidy was fab too, loved her. The ending was kinda expected though.. 6.5/10

similar to i know what you did last summer, it wasn’t bad.

Men are so stupid and douchebags and STUPID
I’m so glad someone finally stand up against that unlovable bitch Jessica
It was a great slasher inspired by ikwydls
Jamie Chung is so pretty