Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

9/10

Classic

Too sad bro

For it being the 60’s, yeah it’s cool, for it being for kids, yeah it’s entertaining. But for me right now as I just watched it, it wasn’t enjoyable. Fuck Donner, never knew that guy was a prick, awful father. And the all around story, everybody bullying and disliking Rudolph but once he’s needed it’s all “🥰 Rudolph, will you guide my sleigh tonight?” Like no fuck you, you fat red cunt, just before it was “pity he has that nose, he’s a good flyer” go fuck yourself, big red. And that green elf cunt, Hermey just learnt how to pluck teeth out of an abdominal snowman’s skull, I’m sure he’ll have a great time demonstrating to you how it works.

BANGER

Fun Christmas movie for the family to enjoy!