Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale Reviews

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Unique story is an understatement

An unconventional Christmas tale

Honestly I didn’t expect to like this as much as I did. Kid acted his ass off! Might be a yearly rewatch

Made by the director and star behind Sisu. This childish Christmas thriller markets itself as having killer elves and an evil cursed Santa, but it's actually quite bland and full of elderly nudity.

A rare gem!

A very weird horror movie that doesn’t always make sense.

A dark Christmas fable that hides its alternative lore and boxes up possible excitement.

W human trafficking

A creepy weird movie with a very funny outcome

Felt very 80’s. I really liked the take on Santa. It was entertaining and had a great ending

Hands down my favorite Christmas movie

This is how you do Xmas horror!

Idea had more potential than what this film was. Like why naked dudes? Why elf trafficking? Why not show the final boss...?

Such a fun and unique Christmas horror/action movie. I don’t recommend it for kids unless you don’t mind them seeing plenty of old man penises! LOL