Noah Reviews

you could find more biblical references in Bruce Almighty

Noah is a strange movie to some degree. Of course Crowe is great as always and theirs a terrific cast and it’s visually stunning but the script is weak and the movie lags in places. It’s ok but should have been better

This movie was ass 😭 I was so excited because of the cast. But damn. It's like the makers never actually read Noah's story but heard it told by a crackhead on acid who just can't stop justifying incest. Actually no. That story would actually still be better than this one.

It was alright. Good character development and themes, but I wouldn’t say super accurate to the true story, although I wasn’t there so what do I know.

Lots and lots of Water!

I didn’t expect to be this weird and intense. It’s more about obsession and guilt than religion, and Russell Crowe absolutely loses it. Kinda messy, kinda brilliant; definitely not your usual Bible movie.

7/10

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Insufferably boring

This was an interesting take on Noahs story, but not at all biblically or historically accurate. The details however were amazing. 4/10

Complete trash

How can a movie be so so so bad oh my gosh it’s soooo bad what where they thinking!!??

The only good thing about this is the acting. The story is wildly disturbing and makes me so angry because it feels kinda sexist too. Idk this just makes me feel ick.

Not exact cohesive with best creationists theories and also not cohesive by the book ofc but interesting.

What the hell was going on

~40 min in and still pretty nonsensical/ daft imo, nicely filmed though
Cute guy and I want those firelighters too 🤣
Quite topical, maybe He should consider something like that again... 😉
Impressive, but somehow it just doesn't quite hit it

JAI GRAVE AIMÉ puis le film est magnifique

wowoow

Amazing!

it wasn't perfect, I say this from a Muslim perspective. but if we take it as fiction, it was somewhat cruel to a much degree.

The ending was amazing 8.4/10