Noah

you could find more biblical references in Bruce Almighty

Noah is a strange movie to some degree. Of course Crowe is great as always and theirs a terrific cast and it’s visually stunning but the script is weak and the movie lags in places. It’s ok but should have been better

This movie was ass 😭 I was so excited because of the cast. But damn. It's like the makers never actually read Noah's story but heard it told by a crackhead on acid who just can't stop justifying incest. Actually no. That story would actually still be better than this one.

I didn’t expect to be this weird and intense. It’s more about obsession and guilt than religion, and Russell Crowe absolutely loses it. Kinda messy, kinda brilliant; definitely not your usual Bible movie.

remember watching this in highschool i think it was okay

56/100