Noah

you could find more biblical references in Bruce Almighty

Noah is a strange movie to some degree. Of course Crowe is great as always and theirs a terrific cast and it’s visually stunning but the script is weak and the movie lags in places. It’s ok but should have been better

This movie was ass 😭 I was so excited because of the cast. But damn. It's like the makers never actually read Noah's story but heard it told by a crackhead on acid who just can't stop justifying incest. Actually no. That story would actually still be better than this one.

Not exact cohesive with best creationists theories and also not cohesive by the book ofc but interesting.

What the hell was going on

~40 min in and still pretty nonsensical/ daft imo, nicely filmed though
Cute guy and I want those firelighters too 🤣
Quite topical, maybe He should consider something like that again... 😉
Impressive, but somehow it just doesn't quite hit it