Jurassic World Rebirth Reviews

-HORRIBLE acting by everyone
-Boring for the most part
-The Family was so obnoxious and annoying and made the movie worse
-How hard is it to make a good and scary dinosaur movie? Apparently very
-the Dino that was in all the promotions and beginning of movie? 5 min of screen time 😐
-“I’m not hysterical… Im homocidal!” You’re a bad actress 😐😐👎🏽👎🏽

Fuck me what the fuck was this.

First hour was so boring and there’s literally no dinosaurs for ages.

Plot armour dreadful I actually wanted the family to die they were so annoying.

If any side character got just 2 mins of screen time. You know their death was coming up.

T rex scene was awful ur telling me the AIR FILLED boat survives a T rex bite like that??? Also how is a guy with a bad leg ,he can’t even walk on ,dodging bites from a T rex underwater.

They don’t explain what D Rex is a mix of? They just say they used to mutate and mix dinosaur species.

It felt like they were trying to please everyone they obviously got that supermarket scene to be similar to the raptor kitchen scene in the original. (Btw done dreadfully compared to Spielberg in 1993). Also they added a raptor scene which was also just to people please. There was literally no point it was a crap scene and it lasted two mins. And I wanted the boyfriend to get fucking killed anyway so I was cheering on the raptors.

Fuck off

Waaaaayyyy better than the last Jurrasic World movie. It was intense, funny and a lot of action.

Scarlett Johansson = Mommy

entertaining enough, although that must be the single most stupid family i've ever seen 😆
i'm impressed how they manage to keep coming up with stuff for this

For a Jurassic movie, it's good. The plot was easy to follow, and it gave good insight on how things happened before the movie took place. Overall a good movie.
Compared to some of the greatest movies ever, I give this one a 6.7 flat. Not amazing but not terrible.

6.7/10.

I thought it was good apart from the main dinosaur, it felt too humanised as it had 4 arms it could use and it didn’t really use its teeth as a weapon like normal dinosaurs.

Why didn’t the black guy just throw the flare instead of waving it, not a typical jurassic park movie

I loved this movie! It felt like an old-school Jurassic Park movie. It had suspense, jump, scares, and humor as well. My audience was cracking up all throughout the movie and gave it a standing ovation afterwards this is a fun watch that fans of the franchise should check out

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Dinosaurs are still around, but cinema is already gone.

The title "Rebirth" gave me hope for a reset, but instead, it refreshed me on all the reasons why this franchise needs to end. "Directed by Gareth Edwards" also gave me hope for a sensible story with strong visuals, but instead, it's a senseless story with subpar visuals. Borders between CGI and practicality, and a smoke machine. It's not all bad…I mean, the dino scenes are fine…If only there were an educational flair like in Jurassic Park 1 but instead, it's the same silly concepts and humans 'escaping' them. They should've given Edwards his own dino film, especially with the cast being as good as this, but instead, they expected a "Rogue One" 2.0.

Disappointed.
Had the chance to make something truly great, truly terrifying, but no, Lets use the same plot line for the 4th movie in a row. Let’s add some USELESS plot lines, USELESS lore all to make a safe movie for a profit.
Performances were lazy. No suspense and no tension…

Really good movie , stands alone don’t need to watch other movies to understand, good action scenes!

7.4 - They’ll never make me hate you, Jurassic Franchise.

I know none of them can ever touch the wonder & heart & humanity of the original, but I have fun every time I see the Jurassic Park universe on screen. I still think I’m like the only person who really enjoyed Dominion.

This one felt both pretty fresh & like a semi-return to the emotional roots. We got out of the real world, made it mostly about humans & their hubris vs nature and the dinosaurs again. There’s some great callbacks, some funny jokes, & some tense moments. And I loved the dynamic between Scarlett Johansson & Jonathan Bailey.

I know we’re never going to get the all time classic feel of the original movie & I know that’s what people want, & therefore why people are upset these continue to get green-lit, but I expect I’ll always enjoy myself.

I think I fell in love with Scarlett Johanssen.

Haven’t had that much fun watching a Jurassic movie since 2015.

DOLORES !!! Best part of the movie. It wasn’t bad but it didn’t really need to be made

god the writing in this movie is AWFUL.
i swear to god every line of dialogue felt incredibly unnatural 💀
not a single scene felt tense because of how painfully obvious the expendable characters were
and dinosaurs "mutants" were not visually striking enough to justify the hype