Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter Reviews

Silly no need to rate

Greatest movie of all time

loved it

Another banger of a B-movie genre. It has everything: catchy songs, amazing fight scenes, vampires, lesbians, vampire lesbians…

Unclear if the vampires are a metaphor for lesbianism and sin for most of the movie, but does come out pro-lesbian at the end.
Jesus looks like a racist fratboy for the majority of the movie which makes it a lot less funny. Whyd they do that. Make him look like jesus you cowards

barely recognizable as jesus after like 20 mins

Really funny and actually pro lesbians