Hospital Massacre

lots of plot holes. weird scene where creepy doctor does an exam on a nude woman where she doesn’t need to be nude. this entire situation would’ve been solved if she just left instead of waiting in the hallway forever. her husband and kid served literally no plot purpose. 2/10

I'm surprised, not because it's good, but because I expect it to be the hottest piece of shit. Just barely scraping by being a tolerable slasher.

Smoking saves! Ridiculous moments but was flat and rather boring at times. Set on Valentine’s Day it’s shot decently well and the 3 old women were brilliant in a strange Macbeth kind of way. Plot makes no sense whatsoever and the acting is so borderline bad porn.

Smoking saves! Ridiculous moments but was flat and rather boring at times. Set on Valentine’s Day it’s shot decently well and the 3 old women were brilliant in a strange Macbeth kind of way. Plot makes no sense whatsoever and the acting is so borderline bad porn.

lots of plot holes. weird scene where creepy doctor does an exam on a nude woman where she doesn’t need to be nude. this entire situation would’ve been solved if she just left instead of waiting in the hallway forever. her husband and kid served literally no plot purpose. 2/10

Released same year as Halloween 2, X-Ray actually delivers a funner isolated location hospital slasher with a little bit of sleaze. Playmate Barbi Benton is a looker, but she’s no Nurse Karen from the aforementioned Halloween sequel.