Deep Water

What in the seven seas have I just seen? From the director of Deep Blue Sea, I was expecting a sloppy but fun thriller, and it's definitely sloppy to say the least. It started off sort of strong with its 90s B-movie atmosphere, and then it strangely got too melodramatic and far too predictable. The visuals look regurgitably cheap, and the story genuinely feels like something spewed straight out of ChatGPT. There are almost no real stakes, even with the number of character developments. Considering how long it's been, I should've just rewatched Deep Blue Sea.

genuinely what was this movie 😭😭😭. it should be labeled a comedy. so bad it’s kinda good kind of film. everyone in the theater clapped when that one fuckass guy died, me included. actually so funny. it should be included in the beginning credits that sharks don’t want or like to eat humans and that you’re more likely to be struck by lightning or a falling coconut injuring you than being eaten by a shark

Dramaaaaa, not a shark movie. 🤷‍♀️

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