Closer Reviews

i was so confused for majority of this movie LMAO

4/5 i have never watched anything more confusing but the most sense making at the same time. Literally only four main characters. The blend of the intro and outro, wow. But still, it feels as if these movie has no point, everything flows. Human relations. The little things…

Lowkey a good movie, left me scared tho icl. 7/10

i hate men i’m officially a man hater who do they think they are

pessoas bastante antipáticas passam chifre umas nas outras

A Natalie Portman não fica feia nem com o cabelo todo manchado de manic panic, é incrível como ela nunca vai ficar feia.

Is this really how dating works? 🤧 bc its pure nonsense and stupidity. Makes me realise humans are so anoying. I'm on my first 20s never feel like wanting to date someone and even less after watching this. I don't understand human behaviour...or its just a bad script lol

a teacher told me to watch it, i hated it

i will always rewatch this film and make myself worse

Overly sexual plot that damages the quality of the film imo. Still, the film was engaging

It’s just to convoluted and to hard to follow most of the characters are badly acted and the script doesn’t save it I thought Portman was simply dreadful and so was the others to. Except maybe Owen Clive that was okay. I think if it was a short movie of 50 minutes I would be bett

ngl i didn’t even finish it is was pretty boring

فلم قذر جددددًا ما عندهم محتوى الا القذاره مافيه قصه ابدًا والشخصيات عبارة عن امراض نفسيه وممل ما كملته وش هالقرف

Wow the plot was quite intense. Like a rollercoaster ride. I especially love the cast tho. All played great!

Closer is no joke and it's got the brave, mature performances of an all-star cast to prove it. It's a movie in which characters feel each other up with their hands and knock each other down with words.

I mean. From that meet cue I knew this movie was gonna be strange as fuck and it certainly was. All the characters in this were just psychopathic horny narcissists and which I understand is very much the point but I for one, did not give a fuck about them, even if two of them are played by Natalie Portman and Julia Roberts.

You know what this movie actually heavily reminds me of, that one group in any school filled with a mix of girls and guys and all just fuck each other on a rotation, like a little cult. Those people. That’s what this movie is an embodiment of.

I love when movies are weird

Weird plot but enjoyed it overall. Got me staring at the ceiling for a good 20 minutes, so it was a decent one I guess

1 hora y 40 minutos de 4 personas engañado a sus parejas y mandándose cagadas. Prefiero ver una película de My Little Pony.