Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest

When this movie leans into the stupidity it’s fun enough, but Eli is so annoying and cringe inducing that he almost ruins every scene he’s in for me, he’s never intimidating. Joshua is alright but several other characters have weird personality changes partway through

This movie is so wacky and I love it for that. It makes no sense and is objectively a terrible movie, but I don’t care. There’s so many wacky ideas thrown into a blender that it’s hard to not grin at its absurdity.

God awful plot and acting to be completely honest. Still, worth the watch for the franchise

When this movie leans into the stupidity it’s fun enough, but Eli is so annoying and cringe inducing that he almost ruins every scene he’s in for me, he’s never intimidating. Joshua is alright but several other characters have weird personality changes partway through

This movie is so wacky and I love it for that. It makes no sense and is objectively a terrible movie, but I don’t care. There’s so many wacky ideas thrown into a blender that it’s hard to not grin at its absurdity.

God awful plot and acting to be completely honest. Still, worth the watch for the franchise