Carved Reviews

I really liked the concept felt very 80s creature feature. The horror aspects like suspense, as well as the gore were really well done. It looked really good and I believe it was also practical which gives it extra points. If it was just that it would have been a better movie…

A homicidal pumpkin? Count me in.

A really fun bad horror movie. I had fun. It was weird.

😂

cringe and corny, there was like no plot but evil pumpkin. it was short but some of the scenes dragged on longer than they needed like the walkie talkie one, unnecessary info that goes no where, and the acting 😬

Some of the worst writing I’ve ever seen

good cgi + gore

Pojebane

This movie doesn’t take itself too seriously and makes me laugh and that’s what I wanted from this movie about a killer pumpkin!

Went in with zero expectations but actually ended up really enjoying it. A good watch

very funny. love a black comedy

This movie was so bad it was physically painful to sit through. It feels like the whole thing was written, directed and edited by ChatGPT. I wish I could get this 90 minutes of my life back.

very cheesy good

Ok i didnt totally hate this. I was expecting it to be pretty bad but i thought it was a fun campy horror movie, i found it pretty entertaining. I wish this didn’t flop cuz i would love a sequel ngl

surprising good

5/10. Terrible acting aside, it’s was a decent b movie horror comedy, honestly I’m pretty sure they even intended for the acting to be bad in certain ways. It was kinda fun.

There’s a way to do cheesy campy goofy horror but this is not it. No redeeming qualities, and I didn’t make it 30 minutes. Chris Elliot’s name wasn’t even in the listed cast in the app so that tells you something.

Weird but actually kinda good

Funny how bad the acting is—but b rate fun horror comedy movie

gross and funny slasher. Defiently perfect for Halloween season
Also: Clint is my spirit animal