Black Christmas Reviews

This is the type of movie I wish I didn’t watch alone😭 not because it’s scary, but because it’s so goddamn insane and ridiculous and horrible that I need people to laugh at it with. I was shaking with fear during the og, and now I feel like I just got an ulcer from cracking up.

my favorite one out of the three!! rate: 8/10

🏴‍☠️ Rewatched on December 13 2025
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6.5/10

Only Christmas movies I like.

(Re watch)

7/10 ⭐️

Tried to force myself to watch this many times over the years finally watched it I didn’t care for it

Some pretty wild stuff, and a backstory that’s perfect for those that like to be uncomfortable

very heavy handed story telling. not much to do with the original. should’ve just made it an original. stupid characters. lots of gore. plot holes beyond belief.

A pretty decent slasher if you’re into that genre

What could possibly be the reason for making him yellow like the Simpsons 😭

All the kills were awesome but the movie itself was not

8/10

Holiday classic baby

3/5⭐️

Iconic casting with amazing actress. The gore and graphics were very realistic.Definitely worth watching even if you watched the original. (5-8-25)

This movie was so good for a remake. Lacey Chabert, Katie Cassidy, Andrea Martin, and Michelle Trachtenberg were a great leading lady cast.

3/5

textbook definition of a classic slasher horror but christmas themed

I’m not a gore freak but I really liked the cast, except the killers bc literally wtf were they trying to do with those damn eyes