Thrash Reviews

A lesser Crawl but with sharks. Too many unbelievable moments to take anything seriously. If you want a silly but fun closed space shark movie, watch Bait instead.

this would have done more for me if it leaned more into just being a natural disaster and less into lame shark attacks. we need to stop making sharks evil for horror movies its getting boring

just a pass time. unrealistic. no character to really hold onto because they’re trying to do multiple storylines at once.

Was incredibly bad, but slightly funny.

Characters were very annoying. You can’t convince me pregnant lady was a tough cookie after blasting ‘making my way downtown’ for motivation

It delivers everything it promised

I know I’m in the minority of people that like this movie, and I understand some of those people. But I’ve always been a sucker for movies like this and I believe this is one of the good ones fr. My favorite part was the foster kids cause I’ve been in that position ❤️

Not a bad watch, got all the classic unrealistic tropes of a shark movie but thats what we enjoy right?

Aside from, well... everything, the best and biggest disappointment that came out of watching this was Phoebe Dynevor. Why has she stooped this low so early in her career? It's an entertaining watch, I'll give it that, but a 'bloody' stupid one. Almost nothing makes sense, and I think they realised that very early in production. It starts somewhat serious and lifelike and then turns into a complete parody. 'Thrash' into 'Trash'. Would I rewatch or recommend it? No. Was I entertained for 90 minutes? Mostly for Dynevor and Nellie, but yeah.

This was really wild, intense, and harrowing for half of the movie, tbh 2/3 of the movie, and then the last 1/3 got reeeeal wacky and campy and ridiculous. That’s not a bad thing! I was just so locked in to the realism in elevated circumstances that it threw me off a bit💀

They shouldve added more of that scene of great white attacking the bull. And explained more of it

lol it was fun I mostly just liked it because Djimon Hounsou lived the whole movie and even saved the day ☻

Typical shark movie

mid at best but that was expected

Meh Highly
Rating: 68

It’s okay. Liked the storm part but the shark parts were a bit too much. And the car with snorkel… what?

9/10

“one armed, half an ass, piece of shit”

it wasn’t bad, just predictable & anticlimactic

Super duper predictable and the ending was so mid

I thought this would actually be a good shark movie, I was disappointed. I was hoping for Dakota to die, I didn’t like her