Anaconda Reviews

Don’t want none unless you got buns hun.

Pretty good, reminds me of Jurassic Park actually. Jon Voight is amazing, might still be alive. The native people at the end are going to sacrifice them to the snake gods lol

One of those horror films that intends to be serious, scary, and bloody, but turns out laughably hokey. One never questions the realism of the remarkable animatronic and computer-generated effects, but it's hard to credit a snake that screams.

I can’t with this. Cheesy. Absurd. Screaming snakes. Jon Voight’s mafia gangster accent is so odd. No one has any situational awareness.

It’s B movie with A listers. Terrible.

Iconic 90s horror/action. I love JV in this movie with goofy accent and all. The snakes look great

4/10

Childhood classic. It’s definitely corny, but a fun watch either way. Scared the hell out of me when I was younger.

Childhood classic with my dad, SyFy channel would spam this movie lol

J. LO and Ice Cube, huge man eating snakes, what more do you want?

Dancer, rapper and Angelina’s dad go snake hunting.

Okay so let’s get it out the way, I’m such a fool for not having seen this sooner!!!
I feel like everything was done so well, and the story twisted and turned just like a snake!
The casting was perfect, the practical effects so very good (especially for the time period) and loved seeing Ice Cube & Owen Wilson in such a serious story. Definitely rewatching this soon! 🐍

8.5/10

Nice to see a lot of the a-listers pre 2000s but easy to look away from with a silly plot. not a horror

A classic forever. Love j-lo and ice cube in this.

zapravo mi se svidelo

Lwk stupid lol

I’m going to be honest, I liked this more than I thought I would, though I feel like the movie tried to figure out what it wanted to be. It went from a weird exotic romantic comedy to some serious action flick. Is there some rewatchable aspects in this…. Weirdly yes, but even so. Definitely a weird 1 hour and 29 minutes

5/10

January 30, 2026

I hate snakes

Fun and very entertaining.