Anaconda

Don’t want none unless you got buns hun.

Pretty good, reminds me of Jurassic Park actually. Jon Voight is amazing, might still be alive. The native people at the end are going to sacrifice them to the snake gods lol

One of those horror films that intends to be serious, scary, and bloody, but turns out laughably hokey. One never questions the realism of the remarkable animatronic and computer-generated effects, but it's hard to credit a snake that screams.

January 30, 2026

I hate snakes

Fun and very entertaining.