War Machine

It’s definitely entertaining and a lot like ‘Battleship’ but a bit too corny and kliché

C minus

Jesus man, every time I watch one of these Netflix-Action releases I think, “maybe this time…” - but this time, I can confirm it wasn’t not…

It’s grossly basic, every cog is working at its absolute lowest level; cheesy-military dialogue, foul visual effects, bad acting - I could go on. There’s a chase sequence toward the end which was simply one of the ugliest, incomprehensible, CGI vomits of a scene I’ve ever witnessed put to screen.

Alan Ritchson has his niche, it’s not a good one, but it’s his. Everything I’ve seen him in has been so one-dimensional and cringe. Esai Morales is here… same for Dennis Quaid - although this all seems pretty on brand for him these days, even if we were teased with a glimmer of hope with The Substance.

Most of all this feels like an insult to the Rangers; 80% of the FINAL STAGE RECRUITS were the biggest, dumbest, blubbering idiots I’ve seen, there’s no way they were even nearly capable to be remotely considered. One of the worst of the year so far, and I’d imagine it will stay that way too.

Jesus man, every time I watch one of these Netflix-Action releases I think, “maybe this time…” - but this time, I can confirm it wasn’t not…

It’s grossly basic, every cog is working at its absolute lowest level; cheesy-military dialogue, foul visual effects, bad acting - I could go on. There’s a chase sequence toward the end which was simply one of the ugliest, incomprehensible, CGI vomits of a scene I’ve ever witnessed put to screen.

Alan Ritchson has his niche, it’s not a good one, but it’s his. Everything I’ve seen him in has been so one-dimensional and cringe. Esai Morales is here… same for Dennis Quaid - although this all seems pretty on brand for him these days, even if we were teased with a glimmer of hope with The Substance.

Most of all this feels like an insult to the Rangers; 80% of the FINAL STAGE RECRUITS were the biggest, dumbest, blubbering idiots I’ve seen, there’s no way they were even nearly capable to be remotely considered. One of the worst of the year so far, and I’d imagine it will stay that way too.

If you want action, go get it

Okay, so look like a predator type movie, but kept me engaged. Fast paced and intense. Go for it if you are looking for an action military movie.