Scary Movie Reviews

This movie was straight dog shit!!

Better Ghostface motive then Scream 7 by far

ok. My favorite is 3.

There is a killer, stop the killer

“some half gay shit” “why half gay?”

not too bad, I expected better though. enjoyed some parts more than others. loved all the references, didn’t expect that one reference to another movie of theirs though lol that was cool

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It’s just alright kinda. Half the jokes hit and half either had me straight faced or actually creasing in the chair, pretty cringe. I think not only do you need extensive knowledge of current horror movies to get every joke or bit, but be active is American politics, some jokes I think know one will get cause who cares? Like the one about Candace Owens, I thought know one’s gonna get that. It’s worth your time but just don’t expect anything incredible.

My score: 5.5/10

wish they waited a little longer to do a new one. seemed like they just used AI and combined several past Scary Movie scripts and them updated the movies they were spoofing. do not watch!

They tried waaaaay too hard

It was just everywhere with no real foundation, what made Scary Movie 1-4 enjoyable was that you could tell the main movie they were clowning while they incorporated other movies to joke on throughout, this movie was just every trending thing thrown in with the hope that someone laughs somewhere

I shit you not 80% of the jokes in this movie were black this, white this, Chinese that, Mexican this — do they really think this is funny when you do a stereotype and [insert race] this!, how about you make a funny scene portraying the stereotype like the movie theater scene in Scary Movie? Like its just lazy as fuck and comes off flat and stale the way they did it in this movie

They would randomly insert a controversial topic into the dialogue with no real explanation or purpose other than the whole point being “omg were so edgy and push boundaries” but it just felt like old people trying to seem relevant, like…thats what it is at this point, the Waynes are just burger brained now

You can make funny jokes on trending controversies without being so damn lazy, yet this movie fails that every step of the way

Shorty’s entire personality is saying the n word now, I know for a fact it wasn’t that exaggerated in the past movies, again just another cringe attempt and catering to the edgetards of instagram reels like at least make it funny?? Scary Movie 2 has the best example of making the n word funny without just overkilling it for the sake of OMG HES SAYING IT!!

Very disappointing I wont lie, the only reason this isn’t in the shitter ranks with Scary Movie 5 is because there were some genuine chuckle moments littered throughout all the dog shit being served

Absolute horsehit, yet the greatest franchise ever!

Ocena 4.5/10 iskreno razocarenje, pokusaj adaptacije novonastalih gen z mimova i fora da se inkorporiraju u film, ali nekako veoma haoticno i ne toliko smesno. Previse svega, a na kraju nista. Pushenje kurtza jedno veliko, najgori deo.

Lots of laughs

6/10

Scary Movie is a hilarious parody that doesn’t take itself seriously. The jokes are over-the-top, silly, and packed with references to classic horror movies. Not every joke lands, but it’s a fun comedy if you’re in the mood to laugh and enjoy some ridiculous humor.

Very funny, loved all the throwbacks and references

Why only half gay?

Holy shit so many references it was so fun and crazyyyyyy

7/10

Muy buen regreso. Trabajaron muy bien lasparodias y los detalles para captarlos.
Se destacan los momentos donde recrean los momentos y diálogos más emblemáticos de las primeras entregas, sumado a los chistes sobre actores de las últimas y la salida de los Wayans de la franquicia.

10/10 Absolutely loved this movie, many laughs!

Peak