Scary Movie Reviews

This movie was straight dog shit!!

Better Ghostface motive then Scream 7 by far

It was ok… I guess 🤣

it's not the trans jokes, it isn't the race jokes, or any of the supposed dark humor. it's the endless references, the lack of plot, and the lack of creativity. it has no depth outside of saying "remember scary movie? that was great right?" not a single clever joke in it.

It’s just alright kinda. Half the jokes hit and half either had me straight faced or actually creasing in the chair, pretty cringe. I think not only do you need extensive knowledge of current horror movies to get every joke or bit, but be active is American politics, some jokes I think know one will get cause who cares? Like the one about Candace Owens, I thought know one’s gonna get that. It’s worth your time but just don’t expect anything incredible.

My score: 5.5/10

ok. My favorite is 3.

They tried waaaaay too hard

It was just everywhere with no real foundation, what made Scary Movie 1-4 enjoyable was that you could tell the main movie they were clowning while they incorporated other movies to joke on throughout, this movie was just every trending thing thrown in with the hope that someone laughs somewhere

I shit you not 80% of the jokes in this movie were black this, white this, Chinese that, Mexican this — do they really think this is funny when you do a stereotype and [insert race] this!, how about you make a funny scene portraying the stereotype like the movie theater scene in Scary Movie? Like its just lazy as fuck and comes off flat and stale the way they did it in this movie

They would randomly insert a controversial topic into the dialogue with no real explanation or purpose other than the whole point being “omg were so edgy and push boundaries” but it just felt like old people trying to seem relevant, like…thats what it is at this point, the Waynes are just burger brained now

You can make funny jokes on trending controversies without being so damn lazy, yet this movie fails that every step of the way

Shorty’s entire personality is saying the n word now, I know for a fact it wasn’t that exaggerated in the past movies, again just another cringe attempt and catering to the edgetards of instagram reels like at least make it funny?? Scary Movie 2 has the best example of making the n word funny without just overkilling it for the sake of OMG HES SAYING IT!!

Very disappointing I wont lie, the only reason this isn’t in the shitter ranks with Scary Movie 5 is because there were some genuine chuckle moments littered throughout all the dog shit being served

There is a killer, stop the killer

This shit asser than ass

wish they waited a little longer to do a new one. seemed like they just used AI and combined several past Scary Movie scripts and them updated the movies they were spoofing. do not watch!

“some half gay shit” “why half gay?”

not too bad, I expected better though. enjoyed some parts more than others. loved all the references, didn’t expect that one reference to another movie of theirs though lol that was cool

I Felt like the comedy was a bit forced, but it still had some genuinely funny lines.

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So many questionable moments…

I’m actually happy I fell asleep in the cinema so I didn’t waste any more of my attention on whatever this was lol

This is my first time ever watching any of the Scary Movies. I might give the others a try but this one… the jokes were just really stupid to me. They got a few giggles from me but for the most part I was getting confused with all the jump cuts.

This shit is fuckin ass than a mffff😂 it’s not as close as the classics! The jokes are fuckin stupid. The old scary movies are way better

What a fuck is this. The worst Scary Movie I’ve ever seen

six seven

Absolute horsehit, yet the greatest franchise ever!