The Swallow Reviews

Dialogue so bad that it frequently made my whole theater laugh. Characters so stagnant that they stand for 2 minutes talking about a plan while someone is drowning a foot away from them. Mud slugs teach you deadite vocabulary.

I was slightly entertained due to the sheer stupidity of the characters actions, but after a while those same actions just made me exasperated. Characters be having heart-to-hearts while their friends are getting shrecked in front of them, ridiculous