The Midnight Meat Train Reviews

Boring

Was just a slog to get through really the ending was kind of interesting but the twist didn’t make up for it

Idk how to feel about it not what I was expecting at all but it’s wasn’t bad I guess

disappointing… the main character was so freaking annoying and the revelation of the plot at the end was so dumb and had me facepalming
mahogany is my malewife though tbh…

Imperfect but there’s a lot of fun to be had with this one! Dreary and depressing at points, but the goofy premise sold me. Ideal to go in knowing nothing and enjoy the absolutely wild ending.

I was pleasantly surprised. I love randomly coming across strange movies and finding gold like this

Interesting choice to take a good short story and make everything you add to it stupid.

The twist at the end of the movie…

fun to see brad before he got really famous. 5.8/10

i rlly liked it, rlly gorey and 3d but it was good

Surprised to see this movie ends with a conspiracy surrounding New York City where ageless creatures feast on people and the city tries to hide this information from its citizens. I'm also surprised this movie doesn't have more fans for this exact reason.

Cool.

7/10 it’s just a fun mystery into gory chaos. God knows why Bradley cooper agreed to be cast on this

I went in totally blind and with the name this had I expected it to be a cheesy 80s B-movie but instead it was a 2000s grimy thriller. I had some issues with the ending but overall I enjoyed it

Fun mid 2000s slasher junk food. Bradley Cooper before fame is cool to see. The CGI gore was bad, but the practical was great. I liked the intrigue with the plot. The ending was not completely satisfying, but it was bonkers (train fight was great). One last thing: good camerawork

The only thing good was the cast.

It’s a dark movie, but it’s a really good Lovecraftian film.

Slow drag but the ending made it worth it.

good story idea but could’ve been much better

best to watch the directors cut, the edited cut looses some grit.