The Machine Reviews

I was surprised at how good it was! I know Bert is a funny man, but going in I wasn’t expecting much. I was honestly blown away at how funny it was in small moments, and how the same jokes didn’t get old but got better, and the storytelling & transitions were so great! 7.5/10

One of the worst movies I have ever seen.

I wanted to like this so much. Brent’s not as funny as Todd, but still had high hopes. The whole thing feels like every scene was a first take. Hamill and Tatro try their best, and there are some really funny moments, but it just can’t overcome poor writing and direction.

Turned it off after 20 min, not all comedians are actors. Just painful

I think it was too corny. Bert is a funny guy but this movie isn’t funny and it has bad acting. Stopped watching halfway

I really thought I was going to like this more, wasn’t as funny as I thought it’d be and it was pretty corny and fake

HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE THE MACHINE

I love Bert Kreischer, so the odds of me being lenient on this are high. This is big stupid fun, emphasis on stupid, and it has bargain bin emotional sentiments. But as a fan I couldn’t help but have a big dumb giddy grin on my face ALMOST the whole time

Ehh
Interesting
Not overly funny
Very quirky
4/10

Actually a really good movie! It was different, good cast, just well made and enjoyable!

The dumbest of fun

Way better than anticipated, Bert was awesome!

Was surprisingly good. Very funny, good action, even the soundtrack was cool.

3.5/5---good---Rank B

Very surprised at how good it was

It was as expected

It has it’s moments, but overall, this is probably the least funny project Bert has done.

Good

2.9, I expected a better film. Love Bert and the story tho

trash