The House Was Not Hungry Then Reviews

Take the most boring movie you’ve ever seen and now imagine something even worse, and you still wouldn’t have reached the level this movie sits at

They somehow took all the good parts of A Ghost Story, and tossed them out the window

If you expected to hear any of the dialogue in this movie I don’t know what you were expecting, instead you’ll hear muffled audio being sounded out by a pointless hum

You’ll get to hear the old man eat sloppily though, there is that

Boring