The Fifth Element

this movie is sooo cuntyyyy i saw it so many times when i was younger but could barely remember anything other than the diva alien lady but it all came back to me as soon as i started watching lmaooo

The fifth element and the five senses. Sight, sound, smell, taste, and touch. The overload was beautiful. The visuals were breathtaking, the soundtrack was roasting, and the acting was boasting. I mean, Bruce, Milla, Chris, and Gary acted themselves into production. They became set peices. Talking of set pieces, the design and production quality was bewildindering. Tied up together with some hidden eastereggs and a heartwarming story. I stopped caring for the plot holes as soon as I realised how good the quick-witted comedy was. Not only comedy but horror, romance, thrill, action, and sci-fi.

I thought this might be retro-cool but it was way too corny to finish

8/10 😃

Little wacky and wonky, I think that’s a decent description. Tried to watch this as I fell asleep and ended up just staying awake because I didn’t know really what I was looking at
7/10⭐️

This and Tank Girl would be a generational double feature