The Empire Strikes Back

it was good

7.6/10
worse than the first one, but still good - the fight scene between luke and vader is a painful watch - i love yoda as a character - pretty solid all around

call me a hater but all these star wars movies are slow and complicated

The good guys are now living in a snow fort because they blew up the evil ball last movie.

The farm boy and robots get attacked by giant walking camels so they have to leave.

Then farm boy goes to swamp to find tiny green frog wizard who is rude, talks in an inverted phrase order and makes him do workouts and lift his spaceship with his brain.

Meanwhile princess, space cowboy and dog are stuck in a spaceship together and they fight and kiss a lot while flying around.

Evil goth dad finally catches everyone.

Frog wizard says farm boy can go save friends but it’s a trap.

Princess tells the space cowboy she loves him, he’s a mega douche and just replies “I know” then he gets frozen in metal because evil goth dad needs to test the freezer, dog isvery upset.

Farm boy fights goth dad with laser sword, goth dad cuts off his hand and says "I am your dad btw" and farm boy screams very loud. Farm boy then dramatically throws himself out of the ship.

Everyone ends up is sad and flies off with no plan.

fine

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