The Da Vinci Code

not gay enough tbf but yeah sure

If it wasn't for the storytelling it would have gotten a way lower rating. The cast seem like they actively hate each other, the visuals are fine, and the dialogue is a little complex for the average audience but the storytelling is what makes this far better than its sequels. The historical interpretations and religious retelling. The moments of anticipation to find out the mystery of a story within another story. I give most of my points to the book as Ron Howard's directing fits more of an episodic format. It's way too long, way too repetitive and way too predictable.

I DID NOT LIKE IT I DID NOT LIKE IT I DID NOT LIKE IT I DID NOT LIKE IT I DID NOT LIKE IT I DID NOT LIKE IT I DID NOT LIKE IT I DID NOT LIKE IT I DID NOT LIKE IT I DID NOT LIKE IT I DID NOT LIKE IT I DID NOT LIKE IT I DID NOT LIKE IT I DID NOT LIKE IT I DID NOT LIKE IT I HATE IT.

I was pretty bored. Maybe I need to rewatch it another time because I’ve heard it’s a classic

Last of the bloodline

i fully believe that everything we think we know about the world is utter gobshite and has been twisted entirely by the patriarchy across the centuries 7.5/10