The Crush

the guys hot

lolita if dolores was a vindictive sociopath

Idk what's scarier: a clown holding a knife or a woman with a vendetta. 🧍🏻‍♀️ The Crush and Gone Girl have one thing in common - they both prove that women can be just as terrifying as men, but with better taste in fashion.

Guy gets dream job at magazine, needs a cheap place to live, finds nice guest house behind big house owned by rich family.

Family has a daughter who is 14 going on 25 and decides guest house guy is her soulmate.

Guest house guy tries to set boundaries but child takes that as "try harder."

She does a whole ass load of super unhinged things and everyone believes her.

Final boss fight is in funhouse with carousel horses.

Moral of story: just avoid 14 year olds who are padding up their resume of psychotic behavior.

Although to be fair, I’d also hit on Cary Elwes

he not fully innocent

Pure formula but a pretty fun ride