The Coffee Table Reviews

Very well done and I hated every second of it

i want to cry and throw up. they seem to have the worlds thickest walls also.

Una película para partirse en dos

Dramatic Irony, the movie.
(Jesus f*ck did this movie went HARD)

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RATING - 4.4🍿

This movie follows an over bearing wife and a beat down husband having their first child and something happens that turns their lives upside down. It takes you through the incident and how it will effect their lives going forward.

I give this movie 4.4 bags of 🍿and it might be a little unfair but the movie is in subtitles and much of the movie you’re reading context that has no meaning to the movie. The writing was bad and some of the scenes just took way too long. It would of been a great short story but half the movie is just added nonsense I thought. Not one of my favorites at all and I did have some hype going into this one. I would suggest a pass on this film especially if you aren’t fluid in Spanish.

I’m T 🎬 and I hope you’re day is full of ✌️.. ❤️.. 🤲 .. and 🫡., love yall!

That wouldn’t support my weight either.

It’s not dark… it’s not funny…. It dragged on… and made no sense… like how you not know…. The monitor was on but she didn’t hear the conversation… but can hear blood dripping/.???

Incredibly dark and sickening.

I went into this thinking it would be a dark comedy. It is not. It is just dark and haunting.

Para perder la cabeza.

7/10 very depressing film but good acting and pacing. Wish there was more in the middle. More of a drama than a horror. Entertaining nonetheless

7/10

this movie was so good. the music, the comedy, even the pacing. this sparked my love for Spanish horror. TO THE TEE. 10/10 recommend for a nice disturbing horror film. the coffee table scene was absolutely incredible..

Amazingly disturbing

shitttttt

man....what

Ainda estou digerindo, mas é um daqueles filmes que você vai sentindo a tensão acumular e a cada fala você fica mais tenso. Mas eu descreveria como drama e suspense antes de terror.

Step 1 baby proof the house

my jaw was dropped for a good 45 mins

Ummmm how can something be so disturbing, haunting and sad… but also so slow and boring