The Cat in the Hat

Strangely timeless

Fucking scary

this movie is weird as hell but the humor is STILL there. pacing can be slow at times. honestly a good movie and I’m not gonna LIE ABOUT IT ANYMORE

This was the worst kind of lobotomy. In the world of absurdist humor of which I adore this did a triple backflip over the shark and it just did not resonate with me. It’s a chaotic, explosive, proto-derp style of humor that is as repulsive as the green screen this is shot on, sincerely this looks horrible and the obtuse angles, uncanny effects, and existence of Mike Myers only exasperates every issue. On the topic of Myers he’s easily at a career low, he’s playing this coked up, self indulgent, verbally slapstick freak of nature that perfectly embodies those kids at school that everyone hated and it’s exhausting. Also Alec Baldwin is in this which is strange. 1.5/5

9/10

this shit used to creep me tf out as a kid LMAOO