The Cat in the Hat

Strangely timeless

Fucking scary

this movie is weird as hell but the humor is STILL there. pacing can be slow at times. honestly a good movie and I’m not gonna LIE ABOUT IT ANYMORE

one of my favorites as a kid. still good and always pretty funny.

i have seen this an embarrassing amount of times

I can’t explain how much I love this movie. I saw it when I was little with my sibling and we’ve been obsessed with it since. My whole family quotes “YOU’RE FIREEEEEEE-DUH”, “Dirty ho… I’m sorry baby I love you”, “OH YEAH”, “City Morgue” “I don’t use the d word, I think it’s really really wrong but a I’ll gladly hold your canine american” “Let’s take a look under the hood!”, just to name a few. I despise that this film has as low of a rating as it does because it is truly and honestly a certified gem. I at times even wish that there was a super cut with the deleted scenes somehow spliced into the final cut because I adore them as well. And even on my 11th rewatch I’m STILL noticing details, such as Paris Hilton being in the cat in the hat themed rave. So many jokes to enjoy as a kid and even more to enjoy now as an adult. I can’t express enough how much this film means to me. It’s earned a spot on my “Habitually rewatched movies” Mount Rushmore. The other 3 movies I’d place next to this one would have to be Megamind, The first 2 live action Scooby Doo movies and Scream (yes I know that’s technically more than 4 but both scooby doo only counts as 1) lol can you tell i’m a Matthew Lillard fan? I’m not gonna lie I don’t really have much else to say, I’m just trying to reach a review character count of 1K and this is the first movie I love that came to mind.