Splitsville Reviews

More of The Roses Guy myself

2/10

It’s 2025 and comedy is dead, but there are some that manage to get through, splitsville is one of them. It’s something I care about and love, so I will cherish this movie. What to say, it’s funny, the story is good, all the good stuff is still good.

Much better than I expected it to be. I didn’t know how long they could keep the whole open relationship cheating thing going but they executed it phenomenally. Also DAKOTA JOHNSON, ADRIA ARJONA… need i say more. Was basically in a trance every time they were on screen. Funny too

i think i liked it but i’m confused

i’ve been wanting to watch this for ages and i’m so glad i finally did! it was really funny and it kept me entertained the whole way through, some parts didn’t make much sense to me like why did the fight go on for so long🥲 but overall i really enjoyed it

8/10

two of the most beautiful women married with very mid and childish men it's the ultimate male gaze incel flick trash I've ever seen

Adria Arjona is so hot. This movie is by no means very good. But it was relatively entertaining. Plot line as a whole was ridiculous but if you think about each singular character’s arc/choices, not as unrealistic as one may think. Adria Arjona is unbelievably hot by the way

Super funny and messy

an extremely funny and well made comedy. i love the commentary on modern love and dating and open relationships. good performances, solid needle drops, and great cinematography makes this a standout romcom

gonna show this to my friends in a throuple rn

Soooo good

I laughed out loud at this movie and also was really high so it made me feel like I was on the edge of an anxiety attack the entire time. Which is exactly what I look for in film! So bravo! Also the two hottest actresses ever my eyeballs felt blessed

It's like a coming of age story about learning to not let your ego get in the way of admitting when something hurt you, even though you said it wouldn't... But for 4 people at the same time, so total chaos

Pretty dumb

5.3/10

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7.1/10 this was a solid … rom com? For sure a weird concept but honestly very funny and felt genuine. Bonus points for Dakota Johnson