Slender Man

i’ve never watched a movie that lost my interest so quickly

this is a rewatch for me. i’m pretty sure i might have watched this in theaters when it first came out LMFAOO

My god this is the worst fucking movie I’ve ever seen. Anything that looked enticing from the trailer was just not even in the movie. Genuinely the girls in this movie are so non existent that even while watching it I had no clue how many girls there were and who was actually gone. The horror is unbelievably bad, I swear to god I don’t know who this slender man bloke is but I don’t think he’s here, where the fuck was he the whole goddam movie. The whole tone and colouring of the movie is so bland and grey, it absolutely fits the whole worst movie ever feel they were going for.

My score: 0.5/10

Unfortunately it was just made much too late by people who don’t or didn’t care about the original source game in any capacity. Nothing happens, everyone just goes missing.

it simply sucked ass, and where the fuck were the girls and our slender man the whole movie broo 😭🙏 istg they lowkey kept edging him