Slayers Reviews

What stands out is the unique mix of vampire horror and influencer satire, though it’s not consistently effective. A clever parody of influencer culture meets vampire horror. The characters, while exaggerated, fit the satirical tone well.

It’s ok. Not unwatchable and kind of enjoyable but wouldn’t go out of my way to watch this movie. Interesting take on vampires for sure. Feels like it wants to be zombieland with vampires but falls very short of that

Eh wouldn’t watch again but it could be entertaining once

it was good i never really like movies about vampire slayers but this one is good.

I actually really liked it, a more modern twist on vampires.

Very bad

It had potential. I love the way they used vampires as a representation of the 1% basically and how they’ll prey on literally anyone beneath them, and they had great actors too. But the sound, editing and effects are all so so bad it’s impossible to enjoy

Terrible.

Fun once you get through the intro. Thomas Jane is clearly the best part with his witty monologue and dont give a fuck attitude. Also an interesting take on vampures in general. editing could use some work. 5/10

Biggest waste of time since I watched Deadcon

Ehhh I tried to watch this and it has a great cast so I was expected a fun cool vampire movie but it was a boring bust imo I cut it off about 3/4 way through bcuz I just couldn’t take it anymore

no but like what the fuck was this???

Una pura trashata. Non lo consiglio, noiosetto. 3/10

Had potential. Thomas Jane narrating helped it a lot. Love him. First 2/3 was decent. Seems like the dropped the ball in the third act with everything. Violence and choreography sucked. Slow pacing. Obscure side bars. Bad acting. Almost like someone elsefinished it or rushed it.

Boring

Just terrible